Pi Day Jokes: A Collection of Hilarious Pi Puns and Jokes

I could tell you a joke about pi, but it would be irrational.

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What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? Cow pi!

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Why don't mathematicians tell jokes? Because they're too square!

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What's the official dessert of Pi Day? Apple pi!

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Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

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What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral.

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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Why don't circles like parties? Because there's no pi!

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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple.

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What did one math book say to the other? I've got problems.

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